EXCUSES FOR WHEN YOU DONT WANT TO SOCIALISE

(Thank us later)

                                                1. Me and my rice need a bit of alone time.

                                                2. I need to put my rice to bed, maybe later.

                                                3. I saw a bad cloud in the sky, it's a bad omen.

                                                4. I have pneumonia.

                                                5. My curtains are sick.

                                                6. I have work*.

                                                7. My hair is greasy, I can't be seen in public. (probably true, tbh)

                                                8. I just got this new water bottle I want to be alone to try it out.

                                                9. I have to sharpen my knife collection.

                                                10. My poster fell down, I'm too sad to go out. 

*work = netflix